Cob the Aloof

            So I recently drew a self portrait of myself, and in an attempt to do something useful with it I decided to make a statistics page for myself, RPG style. Here's what I came up with.

I think the head ended up a little wide, but acceptable artistry in the end I guess

Attributes: (The theory hear is I created ten attribute categories based on five mental and five physical capabilities, and then distributed 100 points between them to represent my strengths and weaknesses)

Strength -           12                           Intelligence -        16

Constitution -     9                             Willpower -           10

Agility -                 7                             Wit -                       11

Beauty -               8                            Charisma -           13

Perception -        6                            Insight -                 8

Weapon of Choice: Bo Staff (can be less then lethal, has utility outside of combat, and can be easily improvised)

Power Animal: Goose

Humor: Phlegmatic

Skills: Math, Operating Computers, Repelling Women (Passive)

Traits: Asperger's Syndrome (grants bonuses to math and science skills while reducing social skills), Retro (strong appreciation for the culture of the past, with disregard for modern trends)

Turn Ons: Obscure references that are relevant to my interests, open-mindedness, and willingness to pick up a joke and run with it (absurd humor is best done with an accomplice)

Turn Offs: Unabashed ignorance, compulsion, and becoming emotional during intellectual debates.

Elemental Affinity: Water

Weakness: Groups of over four people